Month: March 2020

I love a good movie montage. An upbeat or inspiring song begins and our protagonists embark on a series of impressive and exhausting feats over a period of many days, weeks, or months. By the song’s close, gains have been made, goals achieved. Progress. Transformation. All within the space of a single song.

My favorite montages come from 

Are you seeing the theme here? Clearly, I love stories in which people learn to dance. I’ll save writing about dance for another day. Today’s topic is time and progress. 

With fewer than thirty days until my second trip to the Hanger Clinic, where I will receive and be trained in my new ExoSyms, now is my time for a montage. Time for an uplifting beat to float out of the ether and start me off. Or, if source music works better for you, time for me to pop my earbuds in and get to work:

Cut to me getting up early to stretch and strengthen. 

Cut to me attempting to plank, and side plank.

Close up on my determined face.

Cut to me walking with my trekking poles. 

Cut to me stretching out my calves while I microwave my lunch at work.

Cut to me at my PT appointment.

Planking at home.

Using my DIY balance board.

Sleeping.

Waking early to stretch again.

Making smoothies. Eating vegetables.

Planking again.

Planking again–and succeeding?

This is where the vision falls apart, with the progress and transformation. Once February arrived and I had about two months to go, I knew I needed to buckle down and really be dedicated. But I was working, and editing, and tutoring. Cooking and cleaning and laundering. Reading and sleeping. Spending way too much time online. Living my daily life. Can any regular person, who isn’t an athlete as their life’s work, maintain enthusiasm, drive, energy, commitment for so long? Well, yes. Of course there are people who do. Not montage-level dedication, sure, but there are people who set goals and reach them. I am not one of those people, historically speaking. 

I’ve always found January and February more challenging motivation- and healthwise than November and December. With the holidays approaching there’s excitement and anticipation, activity. With the holidays past, there’s winter and work, and several breaks from work which are full of Netflix and the mountain of chocolate and treats resulting from Christmas, birthday, and Valentine’s Day. There was also cake. And ice cream. As there should be. I savored the gluttony and the slothfulness, but I can’t be surprised I’m having to claw my way out of it now.

Not gonna lie–the first three weeks of February were rough for my body. It’s always an interesting exercise to try to quantify and describe pain. Last month, my piriformis and SI joints were making themselves known. I go through some periods of time when that’s not the case. When my hips just feel tight and achy, but not in pain. So when one is set off, in that sharp, strong way, it feels like, “Oh, right, there it is. What I was feeling before wasn’t really pain at all.” And I remind myself that even though I never know quite how to get things to calm down again, they eventually do. The trouble is, once these areas are aggravated, so many movements throughout the day keep them aggravated, and after one week, two, three, I was beginning to wonder if this was the time that they were just going to stay angry forever. Usually if both sides are upset, one side hurts, and then the other, throughout the day. And I’m so grateful for that. I think I might lose my grip if both hips were screaming at once. But then they did (in different ways and to different degrees) and I still have my grip. 

The pain is dynamic, changing from minute to minute. Sometimes it’s sharp, almost burning. Sometimes it feels muscular, sometimes it doesn’t. It travels down my IT band. It pulls at my inner knee. It moves down to clamp onto everything that meets at the head of my femur. Occasionally it throbs. Or it feels like a bit of stabbing, quick jolts cutting through the rest. Once or twice it has felt like what I can only describe as a second of gurgling, or a gargling. And I wonder what the heck is going on in there. 

Mostly, I stretch it and I stretch it and I breathe. The pain itself is not so bad. Never would I rate it an 8 or a 9 or a 10. Because pain can always be worse. What’s bad is that it does not stop. That I cannot help it ease. No heat, rest, NSAID, muscle rub, or stretch will provide relief. I’m very aware that I could be stretching incorrectly, and that lying in bed is sometimes the exact wrong thing to do. Sometimes I start pounding on it with the side of my fist, hardly realizing I’m doing it. I want to drive a hot poker into the pain. I want to pop my leg out of its socket and put in a new one.

Meanwhile, I have new PT exercises (that are probably aggravating things) that I am supposed to be doing twice a day (ha!) in order to make the most out of what might possibly be the most important and most challenging five days of my life. I skip them a lot.

Here are some images just so we all have an idea of what I’m dealing with. On my body, obviously, there’s spasticity and lack of control. Several of these muscles have been lengthened (weakened), and there’s been a muscle transfer as well. Check out all those muscles under the gluteus maximus! Much of my pain is in that mess.

So, with March looming, I cut back on sugar, and on screen time, and I finish my editing project. I meditate and I stretch and do my exercises the best I can. One day (Sunday, February 23rd), I found a stretching position that I could manage to relax in while still maintaining it, that felt like it was hitting the spot. And it felt better. Noticeably better. I almost cried with relief and gratitude. Excitement. Triumph. Hope. Hope that I could keep these muscles and joints happy until I made it to Washington and the Hanger Clinic. Of course it hasn’t exactly gone that way. But my muscles and joints are still noticeably better than they were before. When I stretch lately, it feels like the muscles are actually stretching, instead of me fighting a brick wall. One morning after stretching, I took up my poles and did a turn about the neighborhood. As I walked, I felt a tingling at the back of my neck and down into my shoulders. Unlike anything I’ve ever felt. What is this magic? I wondered. Is my neck actually relaxing? While I’m walking? Will my neck feel less tight? Am I currently receiving the amount of blood flow to my head that I’m supposed to? There was no momentus decrease in overall neck tension, but it was a lovely moment.

The montage is a fabulous storytelling device, but real life is not a montage. I know I’m not the only one who’s ever wished to speed through (to a motivating tune) the daily grind and just finally be there–wherever the there is. Day by day, I’m nearing my “there.” And I am getting stronger. I am making progress. It’s tiny, but it’s there. My stint at the Hanger Clinic will arrive. In the meantime, I’m not living in a constant state of motivated, dedicated, driven, inspirational activity. I’m incorporating a reasonable–for me–amount of daily preparation. Could I do more? Absolutely. Will I wish I had? Don’t know. Would it really make a difference if I did? Perhaps.